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      GURU
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      Forget the guru who
      has convinced his followers that
      all that is needed is for 7 thousand meditationalists
      to yogi hop simultaneously through the air, landing on their anuses
      with such a jolt that it will create sufficient power to raise
      their leader back up into the heavens to resume his place
      as the ruler of the universe. What kind of a ruler
      of the universe needs that kind of power
      to resume rule of the universe.
      Ouch, my ass hurt. Mine too.
      Do you think it was enough? is our
      leader still sitting present with us? cackling and babbling?



              -- by Greydon Moore